Isabelle's Amazing Fucking Blog

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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everythingfox

Nothing to see here

aniseandspearmint

honestly is there anything more CAT than making eye contact WHILE stealing something?

sweaterkittensahoy

I wonder if this person only puts on perfume before leaving the house and the cat is hiding it to try and stop their person from leaving the house.

Bean went through a phase where she thought hiding the post-crate treats we gave her would mean we didn't have treats to give her, so she wouldn't have to go in the crate because we couldn't leave.

And before you go "Oh my god that's the cutest thing" just hold on:

When Sean was in rehearsals for...some Shakespeare show, he was coming home briefly after work, then gone most of the night for rehearsal. One night when he came home, Bean was so happy, she took one of her crate treats from a hiding place and gave it to him. I fucking cried.

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fucktheflagandfuckyou

every so often i look at my arm and go "huh. wow. you really got loss.jpg tattoo'd on your body forever" and then proceed to not think about it for months on end

thedurvin

I missed that, is it a subtle abstract version or are you literally going around with a four-panel Ctr Alt Del comic?

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minimalist version so i can fuck with stupid hipsters by lying and telling them how deep and meaningful it actually is

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jaclcfrost

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

jaclcfrost

lest anyone forget this iconique moment

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peachdoxie

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

kaible

one of the unwritten rules of comics is that you don’t want to put a speech bubble over a character’s face, but leave it to Arakawa to know the mood of that scene called for breaking the rules to make that panel layout even stronger.

werewolf-boi

tags via @kaible :

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capriceandwhimsy

What was Riza’s plan if she was wrong?

“When we’re all alone, the Colonel always calls me Riza.”

“No I don’t. What the hell are you talking about, Hawkeye?”

“… Sorry, sir. Just checking to see if you were a shape shifter.”

“…”

“… Do you want me to call you Riza, lieutenant?”

“Shut up, sir.”

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storybookprincess

as a certified mountain goats girlie i’m here to tell you that we’ve done enough circulating of “i hope you die / i hope we both die” from no children & now it’s time to circulate these lyrics from you were cool instead

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jennyfromthebes

[image description: screenshot of lyrics from You Were Cool, which read:

"I hope you love your life now, like I love mine

I hope the painful memories only flex their power over you a little of the time". /end ID]

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assumptionprime

My relationship with mirrors has been a real rollercoaster over the past year and half or so. Don’t get me wrong, I can still absolutely rip my reflection to metaphorical shreds on a bad day. But more often I find myself passing by the mirror and liking what I see more than I ever have before.

We’re in a better place now, me and reflective surfaces.

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fancybac0n

Robin if you somehow see that I’ve reblogged this, I want you to know that your comics affected me deeply when I first started my own path of self discovery, and you are an inspiration to me <3

assumptionprime

Thank you! That’s very kind of you to say.

It warms my heart to hear that my comics are helpful, truly.